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Boston. I just really like aerosmith and hockey.


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reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

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Anonymous asked: I fucked my 60 year old math teacher so I could pass and graduate lol


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asian:

Sean Kingston:♪She's indecisive♫
Me:What does that mean?
Sean Kingston:♬She can't decide♩
Me:Thanks

As Queen started playing “Under Pressure”, I could hear a teenage girl sitting behind me ask, “Wait, this sounds familiar…is this that Vanilla Ice song?”

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ponyboys-greaser:

freddie-mercurious:

fatbottomedrog:

dungeonpeaches:

enigmaofpeace:

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*face palm*

…i think that mightve been me

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

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tramampoline:

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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lady-comedian:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

What. No. It’s not Ar-kansas????????

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clones-and-thrones:

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

Oh sure, wave that knife around. I am SO SCARED…

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