me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this
*girl wit freakishly perfect eyeliner who kno u cant do that shit voice* thank u!!!! just lots n lots of practice!!!! 😊😊😊
I have an American bulldog. I do not have a girlfriend, and that is why my dog gets so much face time. Um, but that’s an important - that’s a big stipulation for all potential girlfriends: they must, must love dogs.